I was tagged t do this by HUANG XiAOMIN on Facebook. But I going t do it here instead.
Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 100 Truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.
(To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, copy and paste this note, erase my answers and enter your own, tag people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)
WHAT WAS YOUR: 1. Last beverage: HL Milk. 2. Last phone call: SMELL 3. Last text message: SMELL SMELLLL 4. Last song you listened to: Naruto Amine? 5. Last time you cried: YESTERDAY _l_
HAVE YOU EVER: 6. Dated someone twice: Nope. Fucker should not even be dated. 7. Been cheated on: Duh, mother fucker should die. 8. Kissed someone & regretted it: YES! 9. Lost someone special: ya. 10. Been depressed: Some how, some period. 11. Been drunk and threw up: yep.
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS: 12. Black 13. White 14. YAYLOW.
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009) 15. Made a new friend: Yup. Regretted knowing some of them. 16. Fallen out of love: HAN NAH! CHAO CHEE BAO. 17. Laughed until you cried: I always do. 18. Met someone who changed you: Yup. 19. Found out who your true friends were: Some sort. 20. Found out someone was talking about you: Slap their fuckface. I am used t it. 21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: SHY SIOLXZXZXZZZX! 22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: 85% 23. How many kids do you want to have: 1 baby boy that stop growing. Lol 24. Do you have any pets: CHOUCHOU. JayJay no more ): 25. Do you want to change your name: YES! LEE LANJIAO. 26. What did you do for your last birthday: Jump down the sea at East Coast Park. 27. What time did you wake up today: 02pm. 28. What were you doing at midnight last night:Naruto, msn, facebook, on the phone with smell.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: My dick t grow longer. =.= LOL My head become smaller. 30. Last time you saw your Mother: 1 second ago. 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Stop falling in love. 32. What are you listening to right now: My mommy watching teeeeeeebeeeeev. 33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Call me Jerry. 34. What's getting on your nerves right now: Should I go out?! 35. Most visited webpage: PORN 36. Whats your real name: KELVIN LEE LANJIAO 37. Nicknames: Fuck it _l_ 38. Relationship Status: single and will never ever be available. 39. Zodiac sign: ARIES 40. Male or female?: SHE MALE. 41. Elementary?: PINGYI & FENGSHAN PRI. 42. Middle School?: Chai CHEEBYE SEC. 43. High school/college?: FOUR SISTER ITE. 44. Hair colour: Red-voilet fades off t knnccb sai colour. 45. Long or short: Short, smell cuts my hair. 46. Height: 160 lah! _l_ 47. Do you have a crush on someone: HAN NAH. 48: What do you like about yourself: I have bigger neh neh pok than Cherry. Longest dick ever in South East Asia. SHOICK! 49. Piercings: 5. 50. Tattoos: DURING JULY! 51. Righty or lefty: RILEFTY.
FIRSTS : 52. First surgery: eyes. 53. First piercing: Lips. 54. First best friend: All of them die. 55. First sport you joined: Badminton, Track running. 56. First vacation: My mother womb. 58. First pair of trainers: Slipper. LOL!
RIGHT NOW 59. Eating: PI SAI. Smelling my chowchow. 60. Drinking: HL Milk 61. I'm about to: Cum. 62. Listening to: YOUR MOTHER FUCKER MOANING. Stop asking. 63. Waiting for: Some day Bryan die!
YOUR FUTURE : 64. Want kids?: ONE! 65. Get Married?: NO! 66. Career?: YEP!
WHICH IS BETTER : 67. Lips or eyes: EYES 68. Hugs or kisses: HUGS 69. Shorter or taller: TALLER 70. Older or Younger: YOUNGER 71. Romantic or spontaneous: ROMANTIC 72. Nice stomach or nice arms: ARMS 73. Sensitive or loud: LOUD 74. Hook-up or relationship: RELATIONSHIP 75. Trouble maker or hesitant: TROUBLEMAKER
HAVE YOU EVER : 76. Kissed a stranger: YES! Shoick leh! 77. Drank hard liquor: Yup. 78. Lost glasses/contacts: Nope. 79. Sex on first date: _l_ 80. Broken someone's heart: YES! I'm lovin' it. 82. Been arrested: Ya, for throwing Cig' butt. 83. Turned someone down: Yep. 84. Cried when someone died: _l_ 85. Fallen for a friend?: Yup.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 86. Yourself: Nope. 87. Miracles: Nope. 88. Love at first sight: Yes baby. 89. Heaven: Nope. AH LEH LU YA. 90. Santa Claus: Nope. 91. Kiss on the first date: Yup. 92. Angels: NO!
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY: 94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: NO! Fuck those tards. 95. Did you sing today?: yup 96. Ever cheated on somebody?: yes. 97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: Don't ask me this. 98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be?: The day before we broke up. 99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: Come lah! Scare you? 100. Posting this as 100 truths?: Yes. 1% true.